This page is probably also unrewarding if:
1. You think that belching loudly is the height of wit.
2. Your mother still combs your hair.
3. You have to clean out your hamster's cage or else you'll be grounded.
4. You are not yet even wearing a training bra or your voice has not yet broken.(If your voice has broken and you are wearing a training bra, put it back immediately before your sister catches you or sign up for the Bulgarian Womens Olympics Team.