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Many budding portraitists start by doing pictures of old Fred down the road or their children and while this is perfectly commendable, none of their acquaintances can tell whether a Good Likeness has been captured unless the subject is known to the critic.

The Rod Jones solution - draw celebs. Then, provided your critic is reasonably up on who's who, the budding portraitist will be able to gauge progress by the speed of recognition of the subjects drawn.
Here is a selection - some bang up to date but a lot that I did earlier (some of them about 9 years earlier so allow for them being a little younger than they are now - or in the case of one or two of them - alive)

The pictures are shown without any identification so that you can see whether you can recognise them. Just hover the mouse pointer over the picture and the picture will melt away to reveal the identity of the suspect.
David Beckham Galaxian extraordinaire
Galaxian David Beckham
Royle My Arse!!

Yes it's Ricky Tomlinson
Ricky Tomlinson My Arse!!
Jeremy Clarkson looking apprehensive - something approaching at 200 MPH perhaps?
Looking apprehensive  - Jeremy Clarkson
Ricky Gervaise
Top comedian, extra, and author of Flanimals
HRH Prince Charles
it's about time this web site had a Royal visitor
That's a cracker!
Robbie Coltrane
Robbie Coltrane
Jonathan Woss
Once voted worst -dressed man on TV and voice of the ugly stepsister in Shrek II.
Jonathan Woss
Melvyn Bragg
of SouthBank
Melvyn Bragg
Luciano Pavarotti
Much missed.
When he went up to the pearly gates he handed St Peter an envelope which the Pope had given him to deliver.
Inside was a note
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
Luciano Pavarotti
Paxo - always delivered a good stuffing to evasive politicians
Ooh I say
Can this be Dot Cotton?
No - it's Dot Branning now
Dot Cotton
Never out of work - Timothy Spall - surprisingly good as Fagin in Oliver Twist
David Jason as Del Boy Trotter.
Is he good?
He's the Creme de la Menthe!
David Jason
Kate O'Mara
I just love those eyes!! - She once starred in the disastrous soap "Triangle" all about a North Sea Ferry. 30 odd years on she still floats my boat.
Kate O'Mara
"Shut it Lewis!"
That was one of Morse's better known sayings.

But he didn't shut it and Kevin Whately now has his own series
"As you know I'm not one to gossip but....."

Norris Cole of Coronation Street
(AKA Malcolm Hebden)
Norris Cole
Voted Britain's sexiest man - Alan Titchmarsh

The answer lies in the soil....
Jim Davidson - relatively unlined considering the number of wives he's had.
You could say he is in good nick-nick.
(You have to be over 30 to get that one!)
Jim Davidson
Walter Matthau - his slept-in face and gravelly tones  made him a top comedy star.
Walter Matthau
Here's looking at you, kid

Of all the galleries in all the world, he's chosen mine - yes its Humphrey Bogart
Callista Flockhart AKA Allie McBeal
Gordon Brown before it all got a bit a bit much for him.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
- no, not Basil Brush but John Lee Hooker
"I've said it before and I don't mind repeating it so that it is really clear - we can't go back - even if there are those who would want to be naysayers - 50 percent of the electorate doesn't want to do it and the other 80 percent are in agreement most of the time - you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs - just don't break them on either of my two Jaguars!
Cakester in Chief
Jo Brand
Princess Sheree - I met her dad in the Swiss Cottage pub (at Swiss Cottage in London) back in the sixties - "Hello, I said, you're Scouse Git aren't you?" - he agreed amiably.
The Grand Vizier of the Blues Harp - Sonnyboy Williamson II AKA Rice Miller, AKA Boots, AKA Alec Miller
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